Thursday, June 4, 2009
This was one of my absolute favorite moments from The Simpsons. Bart brought Santa's Little Helper (his dog) to school for show-n-tell. Somehow or another, he ended up in the ventilation shaft. Groundskeeper Willie was tasked with retrieving him. He entered the cafeteria's kitchen, ripped off his clothes and revealed a very muscled, chiseled body beneath those very shapeless, unflattering overalls. Then, he commanded to Lunch Lady Doris, "Grease me up, Woman!" All she could say, with very wide, calm, yet still, unflinching eyes, was, "Okey-dokey." Who wouldn't?