Sunday, December 9, 2007

So Cool!

As Power Girl's breasts continue to grow and the "new" under-aged Supergirl got sluttier, the comics world had the nerve to get upset because Alex Ross drew Steele from the JSA with a package.
There are more than enough pin-up shots of female superhero out there to satisfy any comic geek's porn lust. It's ridiculous! Let's see how you like it, Hetero World! It's time to objectify the men. I welcome ANYBODY out there to join the band wagon. This is Jakeem Thunder and his amazing T-bolt from the Justice Society of America. He replaced the original Johnny Thunder. Jakeem utters some magic words like "So-cool" and his actual genie in a bottle type superhero appears from a pen that he carries. Watch out Mr. Terrific, Captain Marvel Jr, Luke Cage and Black Lighting. You're all on my list. And you all may end up in a heavy embrace, package comparison or tongue swap!

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