Monday, December 16, 2013
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Going Black: Beach Brothas
This is a little experiment called: When Good Pictures Go Black. One day, these neat little pictures from my blog will be published in a book. Archie Comics, in particular, (just using you, not accusing you) will not let me publish these delicious, scandalous little drawings. (Cue: Mischievous grin.) The original?
Friday, December 6, 2013
A Rene C. Clayton Mystery Story: Surveillance Most Boring
Chapter 31
Surveillance Most Boring
(A Fake Excerpt)
Nobody
saw me climb the fence. Bertha, my
little buggy was parked at a safe distance from the road. And, I was operating under a thin layer of
dusk, wearing Fall colors. Just to blend
in. I made my way around the side of the
house and settled in the bushes. Ask
anybody, detective work ain’t always pretty or glamorous. Especially for the amateur, un-paying kind. I think I sat there for a couple of hours
playing games on my phone. Volume: off
--- of course. Periodically, I checked
my email, voicemail and texts. No calls
from Mr. Cutie Pie Harrison. Not even a
text. Wonder what I would have to do to
get him to send me a “selfie.”
Hmph. Think I actually know what I’d have to do. Not doing that. Well, maybe.
Oh, yeah. Battery usage. I might end up having to call for help. Couldn’t very well do that with a dead phone.
Too
late.
Dagnabit.
My
phone blipped off and I was stuck sitting there holding the tiniest, most
expensive piece of modern day technology that was now useless to me. Nobody said surveillance was easy. Now, I would have to entertain myself. Maybe I needed to rattle off the list of
suspects in my head again. I had my
suspicions about who might turn up to take the bait. It’s a good thing everybody thought I was a
nobody. If they hadn’t, nobody would
have started talking, inadvertently supplying me with all those handy little things
called “clues.” Clues add up and
sometimes they point directly to a suspect.
And,
that’s how I ended up trespassing on an exclusive estate. Spying on some bitter old queen --- who obviously knew how to make a decent cocktail, I might add. A car pulled up in the distance. A very expensive
car with a missing tail light. My breath
caught and my heart fluttered with excitement.
I moved forward, parted a couple of branches and watched this mystery
come together.
Damn,
I’m good.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Wonder Woman on the Big Screen
Gal Gadot of Fast and Furious Movies

And the winner is ... Gal Gadot!
Labels:
Elodie Yung,
Gal Gadot,
Olga Kurylenko,
Wonder Woman
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Poor Barbie - Ken Drama!
I don't know where I found this, but all I can say is --- poor Barbie. Everybody just wants to treat my girl bad because she's got everything!!! (Props to whoever created this!)
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